Facebook Slogans

I have been thinking that Facebook needs a few slogans to advertise it more, here are my top 10:  

10. Making birthday wishes come true...if your birthday wish is to have 150 comments of the same thing.

 

9. Stalking is the new pink.

 

8. We let you know what other people also said about that photo.

 

7. If you don't like our layouts, there are groups you can join.

 

6. Now people can know the minute you are single...even advertisers.

 

5. A better way of ignoring your real friends.

 

4. Your boss has one, it's gotta be cool.
3. Dateline can't keep us down.
2. At least we're not MySpace.
1. Keeping you in touch with your friend's parents since 2006.

 

 

your friend,

 

-Isaac